roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

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doorthee:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

hell yea

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#bad bitch

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

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#bad bitch #angry #laverne cox
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#disney

helveticake:

i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

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guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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#same

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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